Can You Defend Yourself with a Zucchini?

This woman can.

Deadly Weapon?

A woman in Montana let her 3 dogs out one night. A nearby bear attacked the dogs. 2 ran off, but the slowest one was left fighting the bear.

She kicked the bear and thinks that she gave him a solid shot to the chin. The bear swiped her leg with its claws, tearing her jeans. Fortunately, the cuts on her leg were superficial.

She retreated into her house, and when the bear tried to follow her in, she slammed the door shut on it. She reached for a zucchini she had in the kitchen and threw it at the bear, hitting it in the head. The bear took off.

I guess it just goes to show how no weapon is too far fetched to work when your life is on the line.

P.S. If your FMA doesn’t teach the zucchini (Estilo ng Kalabasa), then you’re not doing real kali, and your style is incomplete (kulang).


One Response to “Can You Defend Yourself with a Zucchini?”

  1. It just goes to show that it is the person and not the weapon or martial art that counts.

    Notice that she kicked the bear first! I don’t know if I’d ever have the guts to kick a bear over a pet, I’d certainly kick the bear if I couldn’t get out of its way but kick it over a pet? I’m more the zucchini throwing type than the bear kicking type.

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