Poser of the Week: Ninja Bob
Ninja Bob Perched Atop a Brick Outhouse
On the Black Scorpion Ninjutsu Society homepage, Ninja Bob (founder of the Black Scorpion Ninjutsu Society) announces that he is available for “training, shows, demonstrations, seminars & interviews!”
The homepage is labeled “Ninja Bob’s Muay Thai,” and believe me, nobody was better at Muay Thai than the ninja. And when you say BLACK SCORPION NINJA, now you’re talking real Muay Thai, not the phony crap some Laotian might teach you.
Not only do you learn real ninja muay thai, but you also get this awesome patch:
Exalted Grandmaster Black Scorpion Ninja Bob
Super Awesome Patch! It Doesn’t Get Any More Thai Than This!
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October 15, 2010 at 5:29 pm
“Tell all your friends, confidently,
“I’m a member of the Black Scorpion Ninjutsu Society!”
Ahahahahahah, oh the pain! it hurts! it hurts! mercy! please stp me from laughing, it’s no fun!
No one needs this trash. Why does every fat guy I know who has been feed a steady diet of sci-fi/fantasy/martial art movies and a bowl of Ego Pops every morning look exactly the same? They all look the same!
October 15, 2010 at 5:55 pm
James,
I laughed out loud at the “ego pops” bit.
October 30, 2010 at 7:47 am
[...] think these guys need help from a real master, like Ninja Bob. Maybe Ninja Bob should feature these guys on his site to make himself look like Bruce Lee by [...]
December 22, 2010 at 8:04 am
[...] a felony to own a pair of nunchakus. Now that the family man black belt or even the wannabe “Ninja Bob” can’t get his hands on a pair of nuchakus, the state is [...]
January 7, 2011 at 2:44 pm
[...] advice: Contact Ninja Bob for private [...]
April 22, 2011 at 12:52 pm
Hello to all, glad I could make you laugh. Muay Thai and Ninjutsu is a great combination. Keep this going…I enjoyed reading your comments.
February 19, 2012 at 3:54 pm
I teach mauy thai ninjutsu and bushido and also offer over 20 weapo.s to train with our #1 teaching is the art of the samuari sword a lot of hard work goes into learing these skills and even more to teach them. Ninja Bob (KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK)